child fish tales

children say I caght a fish as big as my arm or i caght a fish as a bus or i got a crab as big as a pond well i now fish get petty big but some fish cant get that big the only thing close enough is a shark.

we love football it is great sport i remember when are team crushed bingem we almost sang at the play cobra or 7 because id bust the front line to shreds then the rest was easy we'd tackle the Q.B and slash to victory after that game we went to final and sadly lost to brighten in the last game but had a great year of football.

schoooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had the worst day but not just any day, a bad one. From dorky, fat, evil kids. To brain swelling work; to running hot miles in a torturer chamber Elementary, to tons more. I wish our school had a pond because then I'd raise a catfish so big it would eat our mean bus driver as a dish. Then I'd feed it all the mean snotty kids. Our teacher, Miss Yates, is so plain she is like a washed up version of a girl Snape off Harry Potter. It's creepy yo all! I wish some weird teachers were super heroes. It would be awsome.